pee-shock

(a.k.a p-ripple): the cold rush of blood at the end of taking a leak, often sending waves of chill nerves down the spine and spraying goose-bumps all over the body.

"He had such an audible pee-shock i thought he was jerking off."
To party host: "Sorry i messed up your bathroom, i had a massive p-shock."

by wordmonk November 8, 2011

split pees

Meaning Pussy. If pee pee is the equivalent to a penis, then split pee pee is the equivalent to a vagina.

Remember to eat your split pees.

by Se7enwolf October 10, 2011

Pee-job

Having to pee while engaged in an intimate activity and not wanting to stop that activity so the person pees while continuing on

He better be careful not to drink too much otherwise that blowjob might turn into a pee-job

by Not the real me November 23, 2021

jungle pee

A term used to tell your friends you’re going to go take a shit without having to directly say it.

Matt: I’m going to go jungle pee!

Sara: What’s that mean?

Troy: Oh he’s politely telling us he’s going to go take a shit.

by Kas Lupo May 20, 2023

Pee

That yellow liquid u see inside the toilet if u didn’t flush it

Who peed on the floor?!

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 June 4, 2023

pee-ggyback ride

When you relieve yourself while giving someone a piggyback ride.

He pee’d mid piggyback ride. He gave me a pee-ggyback ride!

by Veuxdeux June 26, 2023

relief pee

when after hours of taking care of you kids alone, your partner finally comes home and you can go to the loo in quiet

"Oh hi honey, how was your day? Tell me later, I NEED to go for my relief pee"

by bustrud March 9, 2023