Irish breakfast

Its when you dunp on are face and fart In her mouth and say happy st Patrick days !!
Hey I did Irish breakfast on your mom ! Good thing I
by Yoonker March 06, 2022
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Telephonic Irish Goodbye

When someone is texting you, and mid conversation, especially when you’re expecting a response, they simply stop texting. Some blame falling asleep or being distracted, but some are prone to it, while others are not.
Dude, I was texting my girl last night and asked her how her bar tending shift went, and once again out of no where she gave me the telephonic Irish goodbye. When we texted this morning it’s like last night’s conversation never happened.
by Lordblanco August 13, 2024
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Irish sprain

A painful ache located in the temporomandibular joint or joint of the jaw and is caused due to muscle atrophy. This affliction predominantly affects adult males of Irish descent and occurs when laughing or smiling.
Stop making me laugh, you’re going to give me an Irish sprain.
by Ender3030 October 12, 2023
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Irish wine

Referring to drinking Jameson out of a glass.
Jameson bottles are shaped like wine bottles and green . The classy Irish choice . BBC
Bartender what will you have : I’ll have a Irish wine and a bud heavy .

Wanna wrench on the car and throw back some Irish wine bud
by The Bearded Bastard November 30, 2019
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Irish Werewolf

Someone who is nice 364 days out of the year but are a complete monster on St. Patrick's Day.
"Don't go to the bar with Jane on St. Patrick's day she's a real Irish Werewolf."
by iPG4L March 19, 2015
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Irish Caviar

Irish caviar- The contraction of genital herpes shortly after the infestation of crabs, which relays the theory that the crabs laid eggs!
Damn bro now that those crabs are gone I have their eggs all over my dick, But I told that hooker not to worry because it was Irish caviar, and she got down on that fancy meal last night.
by RChammer0409 January 24, 2018
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Irish necktie

When your pubic hair has grown too long and one of the strands dislodges from the crotch and becomes much like a bollo tie around the head of the penis and can some times become tangles in fabric causing much discomfort.
I was going to get my cock sucked by that big tittied black bitch at work, but I had an Irish necktie and it got caught in the tooth gap she has and damn near slit my dicks throat like piano wire.
by Projectile Feces January 03, 2025
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