Pee Straw

The shaft part of a penis that piss goes through.

Jeremy pissed through his pee straw.

by GORBACHELLI January 18, 2017

pee-trap

Da specially-shaped urine-odor-preventing pipe-fitting dat you hafta install under your sink for your plumbing-job to be up to code.

If a homeowner complains about methane-gas smell coming up from da washbasin, da first thing you should do is check da pee-trap to see if it's in good order.

by QuacksO October 17, 2020

Pee Flow Tree

The process of deciding whether or not to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

I really have to pee. But I don’t want to get out of bed. I wonder if I can make it through the night without having an accident? Is it really that bad to have an accident? No one will know. I probably need to change the sheets anyway. Maybe I should just go ahead and get up to pee now since I’m awake after going through this pee flow tree.

by Jfman August 30, 2018

es-pee-onage

The creepy and immoral practice of glancing quickly at another dude's dick while pissing at a urinal.

How did James know that I was uncircumcised? He must be a master of es-pee-onage.

by Jack Atrophy August 07, 2022

Irony pee girl

girl who likes piss and hasn't heard of irony

ever hear the term irony pee girl?
no

by Beter griffin 2 January 24, 2022

pee at the poop store

Metaphor for two things that should not be together.

Now they got pinapple on pizza, next there'll be pee at the poop store.

by monkerhostin1 November 20, 2023

pee-shock

(a.k.a p-ripple): the cold rush of blood at the end of taking a leak, often sending waves of chill nerves down the spine and spraying goose-bumps all over the body.

"He had such an audible pee-shock i thought he was jerking off."
To party host: "Sorry i messed up your bathroom, i had a massive p-shock."

by wordmonk November 08, 2011