Fresh Toilet Rich

So rich that you can afford to have your toilet replaced by a fresh one after you use it once.
"Forget about making six figures, I'm trying to get Fresh Toilet Rich!"
by BlorpBlorp August 31, 2017
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Toilet Jerk

The toilet jerk is when you jerk off on the toilet. Most likely to happen after being denied from a female or before taking a shower.
John: Yo this chick finessed me tonight after she said she was gonna come thru and suck some dick.

Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.
by JT slay November 10, 2022
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bubbling toilet

A rare phenomenon that occurs when you take a stool softener and a laxative at the same time turning your fecal matter into lava
Bro I just took a laxative and a stool softener and now there is a bubbling toilet bowl n the bath room
by Blackhammer1992 October 25, 2017
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Toilet Bruise

A streak left on the inside of the toilet bowl from a massive dump. The streak remains even after flushing.
Ryan left a major toilet bruise in church toilet right before his wedding ceremony.
by Dr. Jebediah Toolshed M.D. March 16, 2019
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Toilet Flush Anxiety

The period of time when you couldn’t flush your poop down the first time, and when you couldn’t wait for the tank to fill back up again before a second attempt. Couldn’t flush - get anxious - attempt to flush - Repeat
A: WTF were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down
by Fabulous Captain April 11, 2019
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Skibi Toilet

Most arguably one of the most hated things in the planet.

Skibi Toilet is a series that started in early 2023, February 3rd made by popular YouTuber DaFaq? Boom!. As of writing this right now, the series is currently going on.

Later in its popularity, hate started to spark like wildfire, further generating the term “Brainrot”.

The series has been exploited in agreeably every brain rotting way. Such as porn, fan animations, and etc.

The current audience is toddlers to pre-teens.
I was watching Skibi Toilet the other day!
by OKNOTOK 1997 2017 KID A April 25, 2024
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toilet sandwich

A delish AF sandwich made in a gas station deli in close proximity to a toilet thats usually right at the end of the sandwich board.
Dang my bro lady gonna go up down over to the SUNOCO and grab on me one of them beef injected TOILET SANDWICHES... hungry AF
by Eljer Tippy March 13, 2021
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