New Mexkittens

Pussy ass New Mexkittens.

I just met a bunch of people from New Mexico and they were pussy ass New Mexkittens.

by Jkooking June 9, 2018

Train News

A prefix to annoying facebook status message people send explaining their boring mediocre train journeys

Train News: Person next to me is snoring really loud

by Rocky9861 August 25, 2011

hierarchy of news

A phrase that can be used when, after a lengthy conversation, someone mentions an important piece of personal news. The phrase—often shouted—implies that the speaker should have mentioned the important news much earlier in the conversation.

::30 minutes into conversation::
Person A: ..(conclusion of long, boring, work story)...oh yeah and my car was stolen.
Person B: Wait, what? Hierarchy of news!

by NikkiP. July 7, 2011

New Jersey

New York's chill and less-successful cousin who really likes Italian food and diners

Hahaha you're so funny! Where in New York are you from?
Naw, I'm from New Jersey (where people actually act like they enjoy life)!

by Your_Mom's_Mitochondria December 18, 2018

New for you

A used item, that's given to you, therefore making it new for you.

Person 1 : I didn't feel like buying Kevin a gift so i gave him one of my old ties.
Person 2 : I always give him "new for you "clothes.

by Yulan September 8, 2009

New Jersey

The shadow of New York. A horrific hell hole in which no one can survive, inhabited by the most disgusting, vile people you could ever meet. Any person who has any desire to live in New Jersey, or desires to return to New Jersey, is mentally insane and it is essential that they live out their lives in solitary confinement

Oh New Jersey, who in their right mind would want to live there?

by Wandering Vagabond June 29, 2019

New Hampshire

Many think New Hampshire is way out in the middle of nowhere, but most of New Hampshire looks exactly like Massachusetts or Connecticut. Southern NH is home to many Boston commuters as a sub 60 min commute is common. Also libertarians have no power here, as it is commonly believed.

New Hampshire- a place where people who don’t want to be associated with Massachusetts yet still want to be in a state like Massachusetts live.

by MilfordNH January 3, 2019