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Asher in Nevada

A complex, emotional ordeal, in which you are taking a porcelain toilet shattering, asshole ripping, burning, completely liquid shit. Gets worse as you move westward throughout the United States.
“Man I really ashered last night!”

“What state?”
“It was a Nevada for sure!”

“An Asher in Nevada is a whole lot of diarrhea!”
by teehee3943 April 25, 2025
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you will never be a woman

Tsar Bomba adjacent truth nuke that defeats any argument, especially from men that wear dresses. Often shortened to YWNBAW
Troon: "You don't get it, she's actually 500 years old she just looks like she's in middle school"
Normal person: "YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN."

Student: "They radioactive aged the Shroud of Turin, they found it was made long after when Jesus was allegedly born!"
Chud: "YOUR CHROMOSOME IS XY. YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MALE. EVERYONE WILL ALWAYS KNOW YOU ARE A MAN. YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN."
by snarky.snappy May 13, 2025
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When waiting for a reaction or action from an adversary (the wolf) it feels like it takes forever.
- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”

- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf
by [Exh0] May 30, 2025
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How To Never Stop Being Sad

A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.

-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.

-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.
“He gave us a step by step guide on how to never stop being sad.”

I hate myself.
by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025
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You were never anything

Nope. You didn't win anything. You didn't DO anything. You are interpreting my behavior as though you're some kind of genius whisperer but you're just an idiot who is desperate to stay proximal to power.
Hym "You were never anything to begin with. I don't know what you thought this was but there is no version of this that results in you keeping anything you got from being associated with me."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2025
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