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Malign male hyperplasia

When a male ego gets to big. When he inhibits himself by having the need to be the greatest in everything when he picks a partner. When he wants to be smarter, taller and earn more money than his lady even though he would have the chance to increase survival of his offspring by doing the opposite.
Man, that dude just turned down that extraordinary lady.

Yeah, she is a medical dr and also taller than him.

Yeah, he prefers to carry the economical burden and be the bigger man by himself. She asked me if he didn't like him and i answered her that probably the dude is just suffering from, malign male hyperplasia.
by Louise Berglund January 19, 2017
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Male Sprinkler

"You was out trying to hook up with some girls instead of with the homies?"
"what? that's just called game bruh"
"Nah man, that's defiantly some male sprinkler activities"
by mkvader August 22, 2025
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Beta male

He says…. THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY, IT IS A DICTATORSHIP…. but deep down we all know he is simply…. A beta male
by Secretion April 23, 2022
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Male spawn of torment

A person (male) who makes you believe that you have a real shot with them, but in the end, he is actually likes your friends. He sets up this false reality by giving you looks, making you believe that you actually impact him, but don't be fooled, these connections don't mean much to him.
My male spawn of torment happens to be Derrien, a person who I believed had feelings for me, but instead , loved my friends.
by 24/7 Angst July 1, 2017
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Reta Male

An alpha male that’s dumb as fuck. The reta male doesn’t really know what going on, but will still somehow become an alpha.
Person 1: Dude Tim is super retarded but somehow he’s still alpha.
Person 2: That’s because he’s a Reta Male
by Deedowordsmith58369 August 9, 2021
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She's~male

Any mechanical or electrical device where the "she" part of it is subject to unexplained fits of temperment; and or, the "male" part can't make up it's mind; or won't commit.

How true is that!
My computer was being a She's~male today at work. It kept rebooting every time I tried to use it.

Or, my key always gets jammed in the back door lock; it's being a She's~male!
by Coastlinejw April 22, 2021
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Alpha Male

When a man so insecure in themselves to the point that not even Gay or bisexual men are turned on by them.
Imagine being so insufferable you have to call yourself an alpha male
by AspieChu July 19, 2025
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