one-legged pirate

The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then kicking her in the shin, causing her to move around like a one-legged pirate.

Bro, she made me nervous so i gizzed in her eye & gave her a one-legged pirate.

by Alita24 December 5, 2007

jono crazy legs

GINGER.. intense hardcore dancing on the morning news.

jono crazy legs threw down hard today.

by zack flowers May 6, 2007

Fish Legged Fella

Common place for someone who manipulates and extorts sex out of their victims. They normally have a 10+ body count and will drop you the next day afterwards. Stay weary

Guy 1: Dude what the hell are you doing with the Fish Legged Fella
Guy 2: I just want to lose my v card man stfu

by Windtasticy September 16, 2020

Ronnie's Leg Syndrome

Defined as when ones leg is at an skew, and I particularly not proportionally correct.

"Do not make fun of danielle, he has Ronnie's leg syndrome"

by Malquavious JR April 18, 2022

krab leg sauce

Need my dikk sukked

I need some krab leg sauce= i need my dikk sukked

by @k.h.s_kaidyn August 10, 2021

Pipe cleaner legs

When a hardworking guy wears jeans and his legs look like thin pipe cleaners

LengthyJ: Look over there girthy L there’s a guy with pipe cleaner legs
Girthy L: Oh my god those are some pipe cleaners lol

by Lenthyja February 11, 2021

stanky legged hoe

Contentious, I.E a bitch

That girl at mid valley dental was a stanky legged hoe

by cheesuswithjesus November 6, 2017