Skip to main content

Shoe Candy

What my dog leaves for me to step into when I mow the lawn.

What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.
I was deploying my umbrella, getting off the bus this morning and landed in the freshest pile of shoe candy!
by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023
mugGet the Shoe Candy mug.

Swamp Shoes

The act of wearing shoes numerous times with no socks out in the summer, they get smelly and basically start smelling like a swamp.
Mark has Swamp Shoes because he likes to jog with no socks on in his shoes.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 13, 2010
mugGet the Swamp Shoes mug.

Threw A Shoe

To lose or fail in a very stupid way.

Orgin: Flordia University versus LSU 2020 football game. Florida defensive back threw a LSU player's shoe downfield resulting in a penalty that cost Florida the game.
Tom really threw a shoe when he slilped and fell right before the finish line.
by nater6069 December 12, 2020
mugGet the Threw A Shoe mug.

delran soft shoe

When a new addition to an existing work force gets human fecal matter delicately inserted into their gym shoes unbeknownst to the owner.
Karen's been here long enough to finally be initiated into the group with a good ol' Delran soft shoe.
by Rubberbabbybuggybumper March 25, 2016
mugGet the delran soft shoe mug.

shoe-stringer

(offensive): a person in the United States who has an educational line of credit for college only, but survives on, as the name suggests, a shoe-string budget for the rest
if there is one too many a shoe-stringer in the united states, shouldn't colleges be charged with price gouging?
by Sexydimma December 27, 2017
mugGet the shoe-stringer mug.

Spiderman, Pistol, Shoe!

A new form of the game Rock, Paper, Scissors in which Shoe steps on Spiderman, Spiderman steals Pistols, and Pistols shoot Shoe laces.

start by yelling SPIDERMAN,PISTOL,SHOE,I CHOOSE YOU!
Matt-I played Spiderman, Pistol, Shoe! and won everytime!

Dan-Let's play now!
by MATTizAWESOME May 21, 2010
mugGet the Spiderman, Pistol, Shoe! mug.

Shoe

Something you throw at people and then eat at a family dinner. Also as perfume.
by NightmareMattu November 1, 2019
mugGet the Shoe mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email