academic zone

When someone you're talking to doesn't want to be friends, just academic acquaintances. This is a downgrade from the friendzone.

Person 1: Hey, is Sally going to be joining us on our beach trip?
Person 2: No, she said she'd rather just do homework with me instead.
Person 2 is in the academic zone.

by mynameis123_ December 1, 2021

Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned

The ninth circle of friend-zoned, your friend is so not into you and yet has so much respect for you that they want their kids to marry yours. I doubt that there is any way out of this zone.

Person 1: my crush just told me that when she has kids she wants them to marry mine, what does that even mean??

Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on

by anonymous December 2, 2021

The Zone

The zone is a term used to describe pure bliss and concentration while performing certain acts, such as playing intense video games, to more menial tasks like welding. Its mostly used while playing video games, and is performed much like "Ultra Instinct" from "Dragon Ball: Super". It is difficult to enter this calming state and stay in it for long, and much harder to mantain when you realise when you're in The Zone.

(Playing Counter Strike)
Person 1: Uh oh, Its a 3v1 and bomb is planted, we've lost.
Person 2: I don't think so, the random we queued up with is in The Zone right now, watch.
(The random proceeds to out play all three, and defuses without a defuse kit)
Person 1: Dang! What a play! I hope we can win like this the whole time.
Person 2: Probably not. Unless he's goated, He left the zone when he won.

by Green Tea 99 February 9, 2024

The Mikey Zone

When you’re really gay for this guy and pretend it’s a joke but everyone knows you really want to kiss him on the forehead and see his cock. He also hates you.

“Bro, Mikey keeps logging off every time I ask to see his cock. I’m in the Mikey Zone.”

by Mikeylolsldodjfifif February 9, 2024

Highway to the farting zone

An individual who is extremely gassy, and there fore must immediately and urgently travel to a designated area to release flatulence.

“Sorry man, I’d love to go to your grandmas birthday, but I’m a little backed up and currently on the highway to the farting zone.”

by The bees knees February 11, 2024

Danger zone

To put ones penis into a womans hair. See "Tailhook Scandal"

Damn, she was so hot, but she only let me do the danger zone before kicking me out.

by Ghost2guy February 25, 2024

crinkle zone

The area around the anus

The Seattle police shut down the gay bar because too many people were sharing their crinkle zone.

by AvatarOfSlack February 29, 2024