by Hot.ta.mollae January 26, 2023

Being in pain every day for the last week knowing full-well that if I was getting credit for A.I. I could see a chiropractor. Shitting jet-black turds and being able to do nothing about it. Wooo! Boy oh boy I'm glad I didn't murder any kids or rape any women yet! Never too late to start I guess.
Hym "Oh, wow pain is fun. I guess I'll just do what the leftists want and just sit here and wait for them to talk about how we need universal healthcare... And then nothing happens.... And then I don't get healthcare because I can't afford it myself... But it's fine because if everyone else doesn't get it... I don't need it... And then I should definitely just sit here and suffer and not ever murder your kids... That's a good plan and the rest of you are entitled to that as a matter of convenience.... I'm not entitled to anything though UP TO AND INCLUDING the byproducts of my own mind... And I have to feel super duper bad when your kids die..."
by Hym Iam February 3, 2024

by Coldtea September 20, 2019

it can either be sexual like foreplay in the bath - or the fun way is to empty out the bath water and pour conditioner and shampoo over the bath base and get naked and stand in the bath and slide its better when your with someone so when you both fall over.
by The Amazing Blonde One Lil. May 15, 2012

by hans is mine July 24, 2021
