A movie about a guy that gets a glimpse into another life, since the audience is supposed to think he didn't appreciate the one he had.
Don Cheadle was not the natural comedian and lover people thought he was trying to be in The Family Man. They could tell he really wanted Nicholas Cage dead, because he hated Nicholas Cage enough to want him dead, and they could see it in his eyes.
by Solid Mantis May 22, 2021

A family tree that branches out and then back in to a common relative. Generally due to distant incest among relatives.
Your father's mother and mother's mother are the same person forming a Family Diamond instead of a family tree.
by JDUB187 June 22, 2011

a group of friends that everyone hates.
all the people in this family have different interests, but somehow became friends.
7sh time
all the people in this family have different interests, but somehow became friends.
7sh time
did you see what one of the girls in disfuctional family did??
yea dude! thats the Michael Jackson fall!!
yea dude! thats the Michael Jackson fall!!
by idontwannabeyouanymore May 27, 2018

China's ruling class and their offsprings.
by Kimoto Ryou August 14, 2017

by Conchete September 23, 2024

by G-to-the-izzost November 6, 2012

person a: "Hey do you wanna watch the simpsons?"
person b (better): "No I wanna watch family guy piece of ****"
person b (better): "No I wanna watch family guy piece of ****"
by ummmmmmmmmmidk123 November 6, 2022
