CHODE MUNGUS

Worse than the “prick tease’, the Chode Mungus enjoys bringing someone close to climax, then just gets up & walks away. Male or female, the Chode Mungus’ mission is to get with someone’s penis and piss it off using any & all orifices or body parts. Once they see the erect penis, they abuse it just before orgasm, then refuse to take responsibility. “A mad penis is a good penis.” They say.

I didn’t pay her, but that prostitute just gave the best head, suddenly stopped & jumped out the truck; now that Chode Mungus has me thick as a brick!

by JC McGillicuddy June 20, 2025

Chode

A person who is so lame aka a chode Dani Ortega

Did you see who dani went on a date with, he was a chode like her .

by Alytoofab December 8, 2018

chode muncher

Either a putdown/insult or someone who eats chodes.

"Lol, you suck"
"Well at least I'm not a chode muncher!"
":("

by Crixalis the Sand King December 26, 2014

Chode

A lil helper who wears lil holsters

Bro look at that lil chode over there in his lil holsters

by Char7 March 18, 2022

Chode-ments

A moment in time where one is being a chode.

He’s a great guy, but he definitely has his chode-ments.

by Moonchild1127 March 15, 2022

Chug Water Chode

A fello from chug water Wyoming with a abnormally wide yet stubby penis

My friend Ricky is know for his chug water chode

by BigPanda3456 March 9, 2023

Chode

A chode is a short fat dick

Dude you see that drake he has a chode

by Podo August 11, 2018