The Banana Split

is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.

You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer the banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.

by Der_Hagrid August 6, 2010

banana man

stupid tall bog eyed creature, resembling a character from the cartoon funny bones with a mushroom styl-ee hair cut.

"christ banana man, you're such a stupid bog eyed creature, resembling a character from funny bones with a mushroom styl-ee haircut!"

by Mintness' friend January 14, 2004

banana hammok

banana hammok is a phrase used to describe a pair of speedos or tight pants.

ie; wow! what an impressive banana hammok!

by del boy September 26, 2006

rotten banana

1; a lazy ugly guy or women that just sits on it's ass all day and bitches at random people.
2; a brown or black with yellow banana

look at that rotten banana sitting on that ugly couch

by buttcrackeater July 13, 2011

banana whip

when a man has taken two or more viagras and is simultaneously whipping a womens van dell. very hard core and tires people very easily.

after i had a session of banana whipping, i had had enough sex for the month.

by asdfjkl'; June 12, 2005

banana slamma

A person who is very good at giving a blow job

That chick with the tongue ring might not be a looker, but man she's one hell of a banana slamma.

Charles Barkley got arrested for a DUI while looking for that banana slamma he had the other night.

by Dixon Cider March 7, 2009

Banana cage

The sexiest being in the universe

U must obey the banana cage

by big titty chicks June 14, 2018