harper adams

The agricultural university for those who don’t own farms and are destined to contract farm for the rest of their lives. Harper Adams students visit Aldi almost as frequently as the local std clinic.

I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give you the keys because you’re from Harper adams and you’ll come work for me - overheard at Rau

by John snow September 20, 2023

Adam

The best guy someone can ask for, he's kind, generous, goofy, cute, adoring, smart. What more can you ask for with a guy like Adam! EVERYONE NEED AN ADAM IN THEIR LIFE! <3

"Hey, have you seen Adam?"
"Yeah! He's over there with his friends!"
"God I love him."

by `g. April 11, 2023

Adam

The person with the name adam has a long ass shlong

girl 1:I was riding on Adams dick yesterday its soooooo massive
girl 2:I wish i was with Adam

by Long Shlong Adz December 7, 2020

Adam

Ed Sheeran

"Its Ed Sheeran from the east midlands. Aka Adam."

by Clayayayayayayay February 21, 2022

Adam

Typically Adam is the type of guy you always have to wait for. He loves making you wait. Ironically he’s a waiter. Probably makes the customers wait ages. Anyway if you know adam you must be someone who always waits.

Yeah let’s go guys come on…

Sorry we’re just waiting on Adam to do a poo.

by Eppppp September 18, 2023

Adam

Never knows what's going on and is always left out of drama purely because they're too busy. Is good person 👍

Person1: damn there is so much drama
Person2: too bad adams asleep rn

Person1: ikr

by -KB May 15, 2022

Maddie Adams

She is AWESOME! She is smart and pretty and so many other things! She is the best girlfriend a guy could have the the best girl-friend a girl could have! Your lucky if you have one of them!

Maddie Adams is the bom

by Beckmydeck November 5, 2019