Matt

a person who has no bitches and also admitted to having a piss kink

Matt's a real nice guy, I wonder if he can't get bitches because of his piss kink?

by cheeseheadmilf December 7, 2022

matt lipari

held the title for the funniest person in the world for about 3 years

hey did you hear what she said? shes a total matt lipari

by auxferd October 29, 2023

matt mcguffage

broccoli

my uncle grows matt mcguffage

by peter7 February 9, 2023

Uncle Matt

Uncle Matt is a slang term used to refer to someone who is involved in the illegal sale and purchase of marijuana and shoplifting. The phrase "the only thing down low for Uncle Matt" is used to describe the activities that he is involved in. It implies that he is involved in activities that are not socially acceptable and that he is trying to keep them hidden from the public. Shoplifting is a crime and the sale and purchase of marijuana is illegal in most places,

Just been chucking a uncle Matt

by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023

Matt

Pathological Liar, Unable To Commit Likes to Hear Himself Talk
Usually A Short Man That Walk Around Thinking He Such A Badass.

Girl 1 Is he lying again
Girl 2 Yes he's pulling A Matt

by Nina313 March 3, 2022

Matt Van Pelt

Matthew thinks he’s the shit and lies to his friends to prove himself.

Matt Van Pelt is such a faggot, holy shit

by Jakob Perry December 30, 2019

Matt Origel

The type of guy who talks about Getty pussy but has nothing to show for it. Puts money above all else, and will fuck you over a signed ekeler jersey.

Hitler is such a matt Origel

by Thatdude42069 December 3, 2022