Turkey smalls

When a dude has partied too much and can’t get his dick to get “big” or up at all. Queens (Astoria) slang for coke d.

I’m sorry babe, I’ve got turkey smalls. Maybe in the morning…..

by 💁🏻‍♀️ November 2, 2025

turkey

A complete dumbass

John said he gon go cut up in traffic knowing the police hot right now.
He ah turkey

by kuzoes October 18, 2023

Turkey

1. (noun) - someone/thing with limited vision, forbearance, or understanding of a higher concept, usually one that involves a stretch of the imagination, a leap of faith, or a general understanding beyond their capacity that others find and manage with little to no effort and unknowingly through this ignorance drag others down with them despite an inherent benefit to all parties involved.

2. (noun) - someone who cannot fly, fight, or crow in that order.

Synonyms - ignoramus

Antonym - eagles

It is impossible to soar with eagles if you are stuck with on the ground with a bunch of turkeys.

by MrEagles July 22, 2020

turkey wild

when you get really drunk on Wild Turkey Bourbon.

I was turkey wild last night and don't remember anything!

by Tristan Poirier December 27, 2007

Turkey whipped

When one naws on hemorrhoids and or licks up dingleberries.

Hell nah man you turkey whipped

by Phonyassshaggy July 12, 2024

turkey

A New Jersey Slang For the word P*ssy

Fred your mad Turkey

by usernothomee January 5, 2023

been to Turkey

A phrase used to describe a man with a new and unnaturally straight or low hairline, the telltale sign of a trip to Turkey for a cheap hair transplant.

"The last time I saw Barry he was bald and look at him now! He's definitely been to Turkey"

by BennyBridge November 25, 2022