french connection uk'd

A subtle way to describe a state of being in which one has consumed enough alcohol to the level of being "fucked". This expression stems from the French Connection brand abbreviation "FCUK" and its similarity in spelling to the word "fuck."

"Oh look, Bill's trying to start his car using his TV remote."
"Yeah, he's pretty French Connection UK'd."

by Mr Sifter November 18, 2011

French Bulldog Twist

when two thugs are going at it and attempt to make a helicopter by sucking cock while spinning.

Me and my homie performed the french bulldog twist last night, my mouth is still in shock.

by ThugOG May 10, 2022

french band-aid

Prior to engaging in sexual activity, heat hot wax and have ready a supply of wax paper. Blind fold your partner and start to spread the hot wax across the ass cheeks and lower back. Start to have sex in the "doggy position" and apply the wax paper. Before finishing tear the paper off and run!

I have given french band-aid's in the past but this was like no other.

by mystikalforkporker June 27, 2010

french onion

basically a faggot who is french and proud of it

they usually have no personality and have no friends.

girl: So what are you?

guy: 100% french...you know what that means...

girl: Ew a french onion? Shoulda known...Well bye.

by sjafhkjdfg May 21, 2011

French lipstick

The act of having sex with a menstrating women followed by the act of using the penis to reden her lips with the said mestration as if it where lipstick.

I hooked up with this mad slut last night. Bitch didnt tell me she was on her period so I gave her the french lipstick.

by fluffy monsters March 24, 2012

French Lettuce

'French Lettuce' is a term meaning condom.

it's an old term as my parents use it...

girl; i'm ready

boy; okay, let me go get the french lettuce
girl; okay make sure it's on properly

girl; i'm pregnant...
boy; OMG! the french lettuce must of had a whole in it....

by urbansmartypants123 November 8, 2011

French Sword Fighting

When a man puts his penis against another man or shemale's will into their penis hole. After six and a half minutes, you pull out and slap their penis causing a volcano of blood.

Dude my dick feels like chopped up garlic after french sword fighting last night.

Oh man dude, I totally raped you, you want a hot carl?

by UTI September 19, 2009