An extreme case of Turtle Head, in which the victim is forced to take sliding baby steps and clench their butt cheeks in order to avoid a full on pant's crapping episode.
You suddenly realize you have turtle head. You leave your desk and take several steps towards the restroom only to experience the second stage of Turtle Head called, "Walking Tortoise Head". You clench your butt cheeks together and make baby steps praying for the strength and the luck to make it to the toilet in time to release this angry monster.
by Caedis T Yo April 12, 2011
"dude whats the matter, you were speed walking with a really bad look on your face?"
"Just walking the prairie dog."
"Just walking the prairie dog."
by winchester666 March 14, 2009
A dance where you are positioned on all fours(like a dog) without your knees touching the ground and you walk while bounce your ass.
by Freak Something June 29, 2005
In the southern tier region of New York state (more specifically Binghamton NY, "craving the walk home" is slang or colloquial term for walking back to ones residence from a particularly far distance after either leaving a function, bar, restaurant, or friends place of residence. This activity usually happens late at night while one is intoxicated.
Person 1: hey why are you in the middle of nowhere on snapmap?
Person 2: I am obscenely plastered and I am craving the walk home back to my dorm; I will be back in an hour.
Person 2: I am obscenely plastered and I am craving the walk home back to my dorm; I will be back in an hour.
by Craver4849374832 February 13, 2023
“I’d kill a group of gay people because they are so gay”
“Dude, what the hell”
“I know what I said”
“You’re a warrant walk-in douchebag”
“Dude, what the hell”
“I know what I said”
“You’re a warrant walk-in douchebag”
by subway572572 June 12, 2023
by Ducko3 July 18, 2021