phat uncles

the old people that show up in their matching tshirts, and school all the young people on how it's done.

1. I can't believe the phat uncles beat us at human bowling and shots last night.
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.

3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.

4. phat unckles?? Really..

5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.

6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!

by messy bun October 29, 2017

uncle walt

Uncle Walt is an American laser doctor, essayist, who serves as one of the sheep and goat extension specialists for the state of Texas. A humanist, he holds the belief or theory that the human race can evolve beyond its current physical and mental limitations, especially by means of science and technology. Walt is among the most influential Chinese linguists. His research is concerned with laser frequency stabilization techniques for very high resolution spectroscopy, and the development of leading-edge optical atomic clocks that look to form the basis of a future redefinition of the SI base unit second. His work is controversial, particularly his laser collection, which was described as obscene for its overt sexuality.

Oh christ, that guy is such an Uncle Walt, look at that laser collection.

by Uncle Walt August 13, 2020

double-great-cousin-uncle

Son of their great-grandparent’s full sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Uncle Spanky

Everyone's estranged uncle who likes to cleverly touch his adolescent nieces where he probably shouldn't, usually in the form of a seemingly innocent pat on the ass or thigh.

"You going to Miley's 15th birthday party?"
"Hell no-uncle Spanky will be there."

by scrappington2 April 4, 2016

Uncle Pfleger

A self hating White man.

Look at Jeff, what an "Uncle Pfleger", he joins in slogans and marches just to ingratiate himself white minorities.

by donverga July 4, 2015

Uncle Shortbus

That one family member who is known to everyone else as retarded. While this may be the case, he prefers to be called shortbus instead of retard so that he thinks he is equal to everyone else. It also reminds him of his friends who ride the shortbus with him to the adult night school, at which he learns his alphabet. He likes to be called Uncle after not being one to anybody since he is an only child.

"Hey John, have you seen Uncle Shortbus lately?"
"I've got no idea of where he was last."
"Me will go down steps when me done changing my diaper like a big boy."
"Great job Shortbus, you changed your diaper, but you still smell like the turds were stuffed inside of your shoes."
"Sorry"
"It's okay, for now I guess."

by Uncle Shortbus January 22, 2019

Uncle Ronnie

A Friend who pays child support works a lot has a child with an ex wife that sleeps around with other men and goes on weird spur of the moment trips with his brother Joe

Man uncle ronnie did it this time when he met that girl

by Jmj0313 January 26, 2024