Uncle Klit

Uncle Klit is a deity that is over 300 years old. He has a talent in giving the best advices and making your day better with his sense of humor.

I send a text to uncle klit and he made my day

by anonymous November 20, 2021

Uncle Stinky

That one uncle that has a constant oder of weed. Considered funny to kids and himself. But most jokes would not be considered PC.but that doesn't matter to an Uncle Stinky

We are going to see uncle Stinky today.

by ThatFatPOS February 18, 2020

uncle scrooged

To be screwed beyond royal proportions.

That Asshole spawn killed me. I got Uncle Scrooged!!!

by Lightnin August 6, 2007

Your Uncle Mike a Dyke

Defeats any roast may make world implode when spoken.
Only use when roasts get to strong.

Daniel: Your mom gay lol.
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*

by iced.milk May 11, 2018

Hehe, I am Your Half 《¤》Uncle

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak) knows the Spartan Prayer.

Person 1: Are you homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that Messenger Add Oak (Angel Jose Robles) knows the Spartan Prayer?
Person 2: Mhm.
Person 3: Hehe, I am Your Half 《¤》Uncle

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

uncle mel

A creepy native american uncle that enjoys looking at his neice and her young friends while they are in their bikins.

That guy was staring at my ass. He's such an uncle mel.

by Asseater12 September 13, 2016

uncle andy

the hottest bitch in town

wow uncle andy

by Greeeeyyyyyyyy February 24, 2022