lover and a king

a girl's version of gentleman and a scholar. If your woman calls you this, it's time to go hard or go home. An egregiously high compliment.

Man: "My love, I'd rather freeze and die than you suffer this chilly weather! Take my coat"

Woman: "You are a lover and a king."

Man: "Score."

by The Twelfth Monkey October 7, 2012

Graphics King

A video game which has the most impressive, extraordinary, or advanced technical graphics. The Graphics King does not needs to appeal to the personal artistic tastes of a majority, it's a purely tech-driven position.

The question "what game is the graphics king?" is similar to "what's the fastest car?", not "what's the best car?". The second question involves too many variables not related to the speed of a car.

Graphics King =/= Art Direction King

- Crysis is the Graphics King.
- I find Super Meat Boy artistically pleasing. It's the most beautiful game I've ever played, but it's not the Graphics King.
- Crysis 2 on console is the console graphics king, but it's not the Graphics King. Crysis 1 with mods is superior.

by Rinthel December 7, 2011

Joe king

The self appointed name of every person who makes a joke and doesn't want to get the shit kicked outta them for it

"whats the difference between a catholic priest and a clothing drive?
with the priest the boys pants are only half off!"

"dude i was fucked by a priest against my will"

"im just joe king!"

by GattToDaChoppa December 30, 2020

My king

Highest compliment a man can say to another man who is wanting to be his submissive sex partner

Thinking about my king today. Wishing we were hooking up

by Firefighter2797 March 19, 2022

arse king

A dumb ass who was once semi-cool but is now a hopeless mediocrity.

Tricky is the last true arse king.

by Lyman Ward. May 15, 2004

King David

An iconic figure from the Old Testament. He was one of the most powerful warriors and kings in history. As a boy he slayed Goliath. Later in life he killed 200 Philistines in order to marry the daughter of Saul. His only reprieve from his life of warfare were the many beautiful women that he loved.

King David was a renouned warrior and lover. On the battle field he slayed Goliath and with him tens of thousands of Canaanites. In the bedroom, he ravished gorgeous princesses the most beautiful of which was Bathsheba.

by BeastBellet November 6, 2018

5 kings

smoKING, drinKING, sucKING, fucKING, licKING

not necesarily limited to 5 but otherwise would be known as the kings of indecency, usually involved in a good friday night

"what did you do on friday?"
"wow it was crazy, all the 5 kings were there."

by sir_lecherous May 26, 2009