Pot Noodle

A man, a bum, a right little munter named Freddie Lawton

You pot noodle looking bastard

by TheBest456 November 25, 2019

Felching Pot roast

When you lube up a cooking pans handle stick it in someone’s anal cavity then have sex. Once you ejaculate you defecate in the pan then you suck your cum out of the vagina with a straw

Me and Ann frank are about to have a felching pot roast tonight!

by MuntMaster86 March 21, 2024

Oklahoma Smudge Pot

A group of hillbillies buttfuck each other in the woods and jar up their combined ass queefs. Afterwords they take turns huffing it starting with the one that nutted first.

Hey Billy! Hey Stuart! Let’s cross the crick over yonder to the woods and have us an Oklahoma Smudge Pot! It’s been a LONG week!

by FuckYourManager December 20, 2023

Robert's Gumbo Pot

When a man shits in a Gumbo Pot and throws it in a body of water.

Hunter: Dad did you really just shit in that Gumbo pot?
Robert: yes I had to let it loose like that other time in target.
Hunter: Mom don't use that because that's Robert's Gumbo Pot.

by Ethyn_Bordelon69420 April 16, 2024

Nutty Pot

A sex move where a male sticks the end of his penis into the nostril of his partner and blows a large load hard enough that it cums out of the other nostril.

That chick I picked up at the health food store had a sinus infection, so I gave her a Nutty Pot to try and cure her.

by Smittyp87 January 9, 2019