eat forks with noodles

Something Asians like to do to insult white people

Joe: yo I saw Mr Miyagi eat forks with noodles yesterday
John: bruh

by maximitis November 10, 2024

Boosie Noodles

basically percs or some form of hallucinating drug

"Bro I just tried Boosie noodles and now I'm trippin'"

by ustedsucko December 11, 2024

NOODLE HELPPPP

When your friend watches you as you are being attacked and die.

SEARGENT NOODLE HELPPPP PLEASE HELP NOODLE

by Overloading December 20, 2024

Not My Noodles

When a problem, incident, or faulty solution to a problem is of no concern to you.

That mess is not my noodles.

by threeleggedcentaur January 1, 2025

Spaghetti Noodle

What Italians use to describe the male genitalia, aka dick/penis.

Luigi: Hey Mario, did you ever wonder where a baby comes from?
Mario: Well, you see, Luigi, when a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle in a mama-mia's ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later.
Luigi: What does any of that have to do with babies? Mario, I don't understand!
Mario: That's because you're a 'dog', Luigi.

by FB3Network January 10, 2025

Pushing the noodle

The act of trying to do a task that the very act of doing the task injects an element of randomness. Envision a wet spaghetti noodle on a table, and trying to "push the noodle" across the table. See also: herding cats.

Man, trying to get anything through the finance department is like pushing the noodle - you never know where they are going to block you next, but I keep trying to make progress.

by InterestingTidbits June 13, 2025

Def Noodles

A failed YouTube comedian turned right-wing grifter

If you looked up the word clown in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Def Noodles next to it

by GuyWhoMakesUnfunnyJokes June 20, 2025