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A Jizz

1 Jizz = 5 milliliters.
Jizz is a volume that can be converted to other volumes. 1 jizz is the average amount jizz you ejaculate each time.
How much vanilla do you need?”
“1 A jizz”
by Maidress June 4, 2021
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jizz bazzoka

Me when my penis explodes
JIZZ BAZZOKA
by Imthehamman August 5, 2023
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Skittle Jizz

When a gay guy jizz's its called skittle jizz "Taste the Rainbow Bitch".
You wanna taste this Skittle Jizz come and get it.
by Lul Sex god June 18, 2024
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Jizz witch

A female with an unnatural likeness to sperm. Usually to the level of collecting seimen in a jar to cast a spell on the man who unloaded the load. Much like a voodoo doll.
Eevee had sex and took the cum shot in a jar. From that moment on she is known as JW; aka the Jizz witch
by Dapusha April 6, 2019
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Jizz Chasm

Dirty nickname for Yankees second baseman Jazz Chisholm Jr., who also has played games at third base and centerfield in his career
Jizz Chasm had a pathetic performance in the 2025 MLB Home Run Derby, hitting only three home runs, easily the lowest of every participant, with each of the others hitting 15 or more home runs in the first round, with Junior Caminero and Oneil Cruz being tied for the most in the first round with 21, while Byron Buxton hit 20, Cal Raleigh, the first catcher to win the home run derby and Brent Rooker, both hit 17 in the first round, James Wood hit 16 and Matt Olson, who replaced Ronald Acuna Jr. in the Home Run Derby lineup hit 15.
by PhoenixGamer34 July 19, 2025
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jizz boomerang

When you jizz in any direction and it splashes back your way.
I jizz boomeranged myself on my bed.
by Jizzboomerang October 7, 2017
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Jizzed Up

by Dick Sucking the 3rd June 11, 2023
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