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uncle walt

Uncle Walt is an American laser doctor, essayist, who serves as one of the sheep and goat extension specialists for the state of Texas. A humanist, he holds the belief or theory that the human race can evolve beyond its current physical and mental limitations, especially by means of science and technology. Walt is among the most influential Chinese linguists. His research is concerned with laser frequency stabilization techniques for very high resolution spectroscopy, and the development of leading-edge optical atomic clocks that look to form the basis of a future redefinition of the SI base unit second. His work is controversial, particularly his laser collection, which was described as obscene for its overt sexuality.
Oh christ, that guy is such an Uncle Walt, look at that laser collection.
by Uncle Walt August 13, 2020
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Uncle

A man who lives a life of leisure, fishing, rubbing meats, smoking cannabis and drinking piss tasting IPA's. They also snag a lot of aunties.

This definition comes from the warm springs Indian reservation.
"Lamar moved to the mountain to live that uncle life.
by Jwickedg October 1, 2022
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double-great-cousin-uncle

Son of their great-grandparent’s full sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.
My double-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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An Uncle Peter

A selfish and uncaring person who only cares about themselves and no one else. They may also have violent and aggressive tendencies.
The criminal was a bit of an uncle Peter as he had robed an old lady.
by Ass cracker 56 June 11, 2024
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uncle

"NO UNCLE RON PLEASE NOT AGAIN"
by trentons bitch January 31, 2023
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Uncle Mike

Too put a finger in someone’s bum.
He tried to to uncle Mike me!
by Especially when you blank November 16, 2023
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Uncle rub

The act of touching a females genitalia over her pants or dress
That creepy guy at the party totally uncle rubbed me while we were dancing
by ELBENO99 October 16, 2016
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