purple balloon knot

A tight, centrifugal pulling together of anal glands, in other words, a nest of purple, veiny haemorrhoids.

Kobus went to the proctologist for his annual anal check up, when he bent over the examination table, the Proctologist gasped with astonishment: “Wow, Kobus, what a wonderful, purple balloon knot you have.”

by Hog hog January 1, 2023

flying purple tacos

a perfectly innocent name for a broomball team

the flying purple tacos won all of their games.

by Eliza May Beth December 5, 2013

purple people beaters

a group of 3 or more that are dedicated to hunting down and destroying every purple person they can find.

watch out for them purple people beaters,its over for you if they catch you.

by thatwhiteguy3304 February 27, 2019

Purple Freckle Day

On January 15th people cover their faces with purple freckles using a purple marker. It's a day to think about the mistakes of others and to deal with stress.

"Yay its purple freckle day"

by Foxfox13 October 8, 2020

Barney the purple dinosaur

Once you're seen hanging out with Barney the purple dinosaur, you might as well start going to school at home.

That was so courageous of the girl to lay low until graduation after the other kids at school talked shit about her best friend Barney the purple dinosaur. What kind of friend was she to Barney when he needed her to have his back, was he on his own after that?

by Solid Mantis October 8, 2020

purple rain depression

The feeling of being high and depressed at the same time

Hi my name is quan and I have purple rain depression. I just popped two and I want to kill my self.

by Dirty_Dawg December 15, 2016

Purple Peter Griffin

A rite of passage into manhood in which a drunk man takes off all his clothes, puts on purple body paint then runs out onto a street crossing while yelling about how the bird is the word.

Jim: "Hey did you see Jordan do that purple peter griffin last Thursday night?"
Justin: "What the fuck are you talking about?"

by STREETS OFGRACE February 3, 2023