front piping

To squeeze ones glutes in a way that redirects the force of a fart around the genitals and out of the front of the body.

By front piping my regal coin purse and harnessing the power within my rectum, I forced the marooned vessel from a most assured doom upon the partially submerged iceberg.

by Pentangelo Manwoody IV December 6, 2017

pipe

it's just a pipe

s:ooo a pipe
a:what?

S:A PIPE

by awatermelongnome September 28, 2021

got you in the pipe

Maybe you’ve heard ‘viper’s got you in the pipe, tuve-by-five’ if you play ape sex(apex). Got you in the pipe means you are being aimed at accurately, or perfectly lined up(with missile or weapons like that)

Viper: viper’s got you in the pipe!
Jack cooper: I’m gonna kill you and then your daughter.

by Juzobamboozled February 1, 2022

West Virginia straight pipe

When you fart in the pussy and fuck it and then she queefs it back out.

Me and Nancy did the West Virginia straight pipe last night and that shit hit the spot

by Magnum7240 January 15, 2024

Pipe

Slang for handgun

“ Now I get that feeling
Something ain't right
I look to my right
And I'm like, damn
There go that flexin' nigga
He wavin' his pipe” - King Von, Crazy Story pt. 3

by DrillLoreLord April 21, 2021

Bust my pipe

When a lady makes you cum

Damn my girl bust my pipe last night .

by Sividpzo January 26, 2021

Blow your pipes

When you lose your voice from singing too aggressively

I thought you were gonna blow your pipes on that Slipknot song

by Whythisword August 26, 2022