Ball of dried up, discarded toilet paper. Used for cleaning up male ejaculate. Usually found under, or around the bed of a teenage (or adult) male.
-How did your domestic cleaning job go today?
-Fine, but there were a lot of Jizz Dumplings under his bed.
-Fine, but there were a lot of Jizz Dumplings under his bed.
by IodineJupiter October 26, 2018
my gay nigga boyfriend just sprayed his smelly nigga jizz all over my face!
that smelly nigga jizz is gonna be impossible to clean off of the wall.
that smelly nigga jizz is gonna be impossible to clean off of the wall.
by LilPapaMcChoppa July 22, 2022
A fun game where 3 or more people stand in a circle and stroke off over a biscuit. First one to cum on the biscuit is obviously gay and the last one to cum has to eat it.
by Brodsterbroski23 September 06, 2019
A version of a film, trailer, tv show, or documentary that differs from the original content by using Jizz instead of another liquid.
by MemesAreLife! November 18, 2023
When you're masterbating and edging yourself for a while and you're at the part of the session where your balls have tightened up and you can't stop from cumming, things become tremendously awkward when your dad walks in on you at exactly the wrong moment. He watches as you blow a huge load of sperm up all up your stomach and chest hitting your own face and hair and all your dad can say is whoa. You are now so confused. You don't know whether he is envious or impressed by the size of your cum shot.
"Dude, my dad came unannounced into my bedroom last night just as I was busting a nut. Talk about awkward, he saw me blow a huge load all in my pubes and up my stomach and chest." "Damn son, that sucks. He say anything?" "Nothing other than whoa. LOL" "Sounds like your dad might be jizz jealous. He's old and can't blow such huge amounts of sperm anymore."
by Watchinfool October 05, 2023
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