Punch a twink in the tummy day (7th January)

They're slutty and they like it (with consent, always ask consent)

Some twink: It's Punch a twink in the tummy day (7th January). I hope someone wants to punch my tummy today

by Mirt January 7, 2024

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January 4th

Hair Appreciation Day! Wear your natural hair down for the day and love your hair however it is!

“Oh it’s January 4th, Hair Appreciation Day let’s leave my hair down and just love and accept it!

by Kal_iscool January 3, 2024

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Jolly Jacking January

Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times

Weirdo1: it’s Jolly Jacking January
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods

by ShimPee December 3, 2019

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January 16

National ask your crush out day

hi its january 16

by blewd January 15, 2023

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January 1st

The day where New Years Eve comes. The day everyone stayed up on Dec 31, to 12am. Your reading this by “I <3 Me.” But, why New Years Eve on January first?

Your Mom: It’s 12AM!!
You: So?…
Your Mom: NEW YEARS EVE! January 1st *chases you with broom*
You: MOM NOOOO
YOUR MOM: Y/N YESSSSSSSSS
You: *dead*

by I <3 me December 22, 2021

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January 16th

January 16th is National Jackass Day! If you have a friend that is a Jackass, feel free to call them one!

Person/Alien 1: Hey dude, it’s January 16th!
Person/Alien 2: So..?
Person/Alien 1: Your a Jackass!!
Person/Alien 2: *proceeds to think about life choices*

by Paralyzed November 16, 2019

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