Text Tennis

The act of two people constantly texting each other despite being in close proximity. Usually to conceal a relationship. The irony being that it is blatantly obvious to everyone in the room what they are doing.

"I see the ugly guy and the slut are playing text tennis again".
"Yeah, pretty obvious eh?"

by emerson parker November 12, 2016

Text deaf

When someone ignores questions you text them and continue conversation skipping over parts

mom: “have you made a dentist appointment?”
Me: “have you seen my red shoes around?”

Mom: “no I haven’t and are you text deaf?”

by Legopuffer May 23, 2018

Text for your header

really fun, very good game

from youtube comment by Elias Bernstein on Danny Gonzalez' video Awful Game Ads On Instagram 3

yo bro, you gotta get that app, its a total text for your header

by ooõoooooooooo June 1, 2019

text billy

a person who focuses all there time on texting while with thier friends or around other people.

Hey man put your phone down and quit being such a text billy

by swanny 314 March 12, 2011

If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.

If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.

If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.

by sdinaz October 25, 2023

Trauma Text

When someone tells about their overly dramatized "traumatic" experiences.

Omg! Jenny just sent me a trauma text. Poor Jenny!

My life is such a trauma text!

by roflolmao haha June 24, 2018

brown texting

The act of inserting one of those fancy waterproof cell phones into the anus, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift anal vibrator.

Also see "pink texting"

Example 1:
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"

by J A Aloysiusz July 14, 2014