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Paper Barf

A printer malfunction in which multiple pages of gibberish are produced instead of the expected document.
The printer spits out page after page of undecipherable symbols at maximum speed, giving the impression that it's had far, far too many drinks at the party.

Use:

Buddy: "Where's the document I printed? It's just pages of random gibberish."

Paul: "Looks like it just paper barfed."
by thehelpdesk May 5, 2011
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eat the paper

This expression is from the pot business. When many kilos were being sold, either the buyer or seller had to "eat the paper" that is, the weight of all the paper that covered the product.
With over 500 kilos for sale, we knew we had to eat the paper to make the buyer smile.
by pedro seguro April 22, 2019
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tycoon paper

toilet paper that is used in commercial areas that is expensive and not cheap only to impress customers and visitors
by Billiam Beaver July 5, 2016
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Toilet paper

Something everyone needs to buy as much as they can of because coronavirus.
Person 1: Woah! Is that toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah and it’s mine.
Person 1: I’ll pay $1,000. Pleasssssssse I need it nowwwww.
Person 2: Pathetic. This roll of toilet paper is obviously worth more than that. Never speak to me again.
by Cow dog toy March 30, 2020
mugGet the Toilet papermug.

paper and toe

A Baltimore/DC term for traditional tobacco combustibles, such as cigarettes or backwoods, usually in the context of being used as ingredients with weed for a spicy blunt, spliff, mook, etc.
Hitting a cart and juul at the same time is a good way to quit paper and toe, but you still get spiced.
by EntymologyEtymologist March 10, 2020
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Toilet Paper roll is empty

Despair
Sadness
Hopelessness
These are the feeling's one will get when they see an empty toilet paper roll
You will be sitting on that toilet until someone helps you or you have to take a walk to your nearest Full toilet paper roll
MOM THE THE TOILET PAPER ROLL IS EMPTY!!!
by Pyromain2018 February 21, 2022
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Paper Moon

When somebody moons you while sporting a little TP tail
Ahhh gross, I just got paper mooned!
by For Rill Rill March 17, 2020
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