thot fudge sundae

When your girls on the rag so you decide to eat her ass, you did such a great job she starts to cum and releases a giant shart all over your face

I ate that ass so good my girl rewarded me with a thot fudge sundae

by Chug-A-Lug-Doug July 14, 2024

sweet as sunday pie

A phrase used when a person ,organization or other treats you badly and alienates or thwarts good intentioned people or other organizations trying to help any given situation ends up getting outed and faces loss of job, criminal or civil investigations at which point they become superstars and help and or fix said situations with a snap of the finger. Instantly. Hilarious to watch it unfold ,especially when organizations are involved and send people scrambling to fix the problem

I just got off the phone with organization A. They were sweet as sunday pie once they found out they were liable ,derelict of their duties and now facing a criminal investigation . Too bad it only took 10 years for it to be resloved.

by Willie shaverpus July 16, 2024

any given Sunday

Frequently misquoted November 1951 statement by Commissioner Bert Bell about parity in the National Football League.

According to an Associated Press report datelined Philadelphia 11/12/51, Bell actually said: "The teams are so closely matched that on any given Sunday, any one team can beat any other team. Professional football has come down to the point where the psychological edge is the determining factor. Physically these teams are even, so it depends on the mental outlook of the squads to determine the winner. It's this factor that has made the game close and is bringing fans out to the ball parks."

"The teams are so closely matched that on any given Sunday, any one team can beat any other team. "

by Carrite2 September 15, 2023

Everyday Is Like Sunday

Trudging slowly over wet sand
Back to the bench where your clothes were stolen
This is the coastal town
That they forgot to close down
Armageddon, come Armageddon
Come, Armageddon, come
Everyday is like Sunday
Everyday is silent and grey

Hide on the promenade, etch a postcard
"How I dearly wish I was not here"
In the seaside town
That they forgot to bomb
Come, come, come, nuclear bomb

Everyday is like Sunday
Everyday is silent and grey

Trudging back over pebbles and sand
And a strange dust lands on your hands
And on your face
On your face
On your face
On your face

Everyday is like Sunday
"Win yourself a cheap tray"
Share some greased tea with me
Everyday is silent and grey

by Death Menace September 18, 2023

short king sunday

short king sunday is the celebration of short men🔥

happy short king sunday!!

by bbqtfu November 4, 2023

Brazilian Hot Beef Sundae

When your friend gets baited into looking at a definition on my.urbandictionary.com.

Hi Evan, here's your Brazilian Hot Beef Sundae...

by Junky J January 25, 2024

A Detroit Sundae

When you go to use a public restroom to drop a deuce and realize you have to drop one an existing floater because the previous occupant failed to perform his or her flushing responsibility You have now created a Detroit Sundae. Flavors may vary on content. May be of any texture or color...

The toilet at WaWa was broken, so I had to make a Detroit Sundae.

by 2Chunks November 23, 2023