When you need a new vibrating neck pillow to masturbate with, and you need a cover story to go buy one. Because seriously, nobody you know just has one lying around that they use all the time. Not to mention the cashier who ALWAYS rings you up for these things, and probably knows your secret. You're just flying to San Antonio this weekend!
Taken from a BuzzFeed video about women and their first time masturbating
Taken from a BuzzFeed video about women and their first time masturbating
"I'm flying to San Antonio again, mum. Think you could grab me another vibrating neck pillow while you're at the store? I ran the batteries dead in mine."
by stonetastifulrumptious August 10, 2016
Get the flying to san antoniomug. When someone cums into their partner’s ass; the partner immediately farts, pushing the fluid out, then instantly “vacuums” it up with their mouth and swallows.
Bitch was so gassy, she pulled a San Fran Roomba right after I nutted to make sure none of my jizz was wasted.
by Jenn22493 October 18, 2025
Get the San Fran Roombamug. Beyorki-san is the greatest and most beautiful woman in the world.
She is destined to be commie's wife where they go on fun adventures such as but not limited to:
mountains, lakes, rivers, streams, pyraminds, jungles, forests, oceans, waves, boats, zoos (if she's cool with that), (no aquariums, unless she's cool with them), events (rarely), camping, Machu Pichu, Paris, Bahamas or Hawaii, caverns, fields. idk somewhere else to. I also wanna go on small, lesser-known locations like farms or fairs and shit. It's the little things in life.
We will go to all of the national parks, and maybe even a few state ones. Then we travel across all of Asia and Russia. Finally ending in South America where we hopefully don't get held for ransom.
Love you babe, see you when you get home from work.
She is destined to be commie's wife where they go on fun adventures such as but not limited to:
mountains, lakes, rivers, streams, pyraminds, jungles, forests, oceans, waves, boats, zoos (if she's cool with that), (no aquariums, unless she's cool with them), events (rarely), camping, Machu Pichu, Paris, Bahamas or Hawaii, caverns, fields. idk somewhere else to. I also wanna go on small, lesser-known locations like farms or fairs and shit. It's the little things in life.
We will go to all of the national parks, and maybe even a few state ones. Then we travel across all of Asia and Russia. Finally ending in South America where we hopefully don't get held for ransom.
Love you babe, see you when you get home from work.
by ThePersianStallionCommie September 20, 2024
Get the Beyorki-sanmug. The act of defacating on a persons head during a sexual encounter so that it drapes across the forehead in the fashion of a small brimmed hat.
by Phitsoc Cooper January 31, 2024
Get the San Francisco fedoramug. A reference to a dominate personality, usually used to describe an Asian Male. Charcteristically making fun of anime as a concept, with the whitest name possible added to uru San.
by Graham is bae December 16, 2018
Get the jackuru sanmug. Skeleton character form Undertale that is funny,
until people sexualized him?
how do you even sexualize a skeleton? wtf?
until people sexualized him?
how do you even sexualize a skeleton? wtf?
some undertale fanboy that loves the game way too much: I want to fuck sans.
normal people and normal undertale fans: what the fuck, get away from me
normal people and normal undertale fans: what the fuck, get away from me
by BigYeetus June 8, 2021
Get the Sansmug. 