Beyorki-san is the greatest and most beautiful woman in the world.
She is destined to be commie's wife where they go on fun adventures such as but not limited to:
mountains, lakes, rivers, streams, pyraminds, jungles, forests, oceans, waves, boats, zoos (if she's cool with that), (no aquariums, unless she's cool with them), events (rarely), camping, Machu Pichu, Paris, Bahamas or Hawaii, caverns, fields, idk somewhere else to. I also wanna go on small, lesser-known locations like farms or fairs and shit. It's the little things in life.
We will go to all of the national parks, and maybe even a few state ones. Then we travel across all of Asia and Russia. Finally ending in South America where we hopefully don't get held for ransom.
Love you babe, see you when you get home from work. 🩵
She is destined to be commie's wife where they go on fun adventures such as but not limited to:
mountains, lakes, rivers, streams, pyraminds, jungles, forests, oceans, waves, boats, zoos (if she's cool with that), (no aquariums, unless she's cool with them), events (rarely), camping, Machu Pichu, Paris, Bahamas or Hawaii, caverns, fields, idk somewhere else to. I also wanna go on small, lesser-known locations like farms or fairs and shit. It's the little things in life.
We will go to all of the national parks, and maybe even a few state ones. Then we travel across all of Asia and Russia. Finally ending in South America where we hopefully don't get held for ransom.
Love you babe, see you when you get home from work. 🩵
by commie-kun September 2, 2024

...the sexual act , by a male usually, of reaching around and inserting a thumb into one's anus, before pooping on the sidewalk,
I saw someone downtown on the sidewalk giving himself the San Francisco Thumb Punch. He must have been constipated because he was in there for a while...
by ThatsFuctUp September 17, 2025

by cookietool September 9, 2021

by didipew November 21, 2021

OH LOOK IT'S ME PAPYRUS AND I'VE CAME TO RIGHT SOMETHING ABOUT MY BROTHER he's a fat bald Skelton who sleeps 19 hours but seriously go get undertale it's worth the 6.99 dollors
by Sans-_- May 12, 2020

I be forgettin you jus a san and you ain't gone do nun fo real
You really a san for playin wit me like that
You really a san for playin wit me like that
by imthatfeigga January 25, 2025

A sexual act in which a beer bottle is put base first into a woman’s vagina deep enough that the spout of the bottle sticks out, and her partner deepthroats the spout to chug the beer.
Variations include a lime slice in the woman’s asshole for after the beer has been chugged.
Variations include a lime slice in the woman’s asshole for after the beer has been chugged.
Man 1: I heard John got the San Antonio Special from Jackie last night!
Man 2: Aw sick, I didn’t know he could deepthroat the bottle that far!
Man 2: Aw sick, I didn’t know he could deepthroat the bottle that far!
by SATXBro April 9, 2024
