No ring no thing

If there is no engagement ring it’s fair game

“She’s in a relationship but no ring no thing”

by Jemma-1299 July 19, 2024

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Ring Dings & HoHos

Shit. Bullshit.

Man, that a load of Ring Dings & HoHos!

I got find a Hess quick! Man, got drop a mess of Ring Dings & HoHos…

by o0ill0o October 20, 2023

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Spicy Onion Ring

The definitely legitimate name for the latest (as of 1.19) minecraft zombie piglin farm. The farm consists of 3 magma block rings that can be mistaken for some true tasty spicy onion rings.

"I need some exp i better go to the spicy onion ring"

by palmest tree September 18, 2022

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Texas Sized Chili Ring

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman

Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir

by D4L3 July 21, 2022

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Ring King is short for Cock Ring King. Outsiders might be mistaken and think if you’re called this it’s because you’re the king of UFC fighters, but insiders know it’s because someone gave you a cock ring and you mistook it for a hand grip and now people will never let you live it down by deeming you the Ring King.

Diego: “Hey! What’s up, Ring King? What does this remind you of? *does circle shape with fingers* I’m in your head! You’ll never look at a donut the same.”

Ring King: “Please stop.”

by Visible Absorber October 21, 2023

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