Purple Cocker Spaniel

During anal sex you pull out giving your partner a prolapsed anus. Take their prolapse and put it between a hot dog bun.

So I gave Jake Paul a purple cocker spaniel by fucking him in the butt and pulling out his intestines and putting a hotdog right between the hotdog bun… man what a Tuesday.

by The_Magic_Turtle August 7, 2021

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flying purple tacos

a perfectly innocent name for a broomball team

the flying purple tacos won all of their games.

by Eliza May Beth December 5, 2013

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purple balloon knot

A tight, centrifugal pulling together of anal glands, in other words, a nest of purple, veiny haemorrhoids.

Kobus went to the proctologist for his annual anal check up, when he bent over the examination table, the Proctologist gasped with astonishment: “Wow, Kobus, what a wonderful, purple balloon knot you have.”

by Hog hog January 1, 2023

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Michigan Purple Cow

When a guy who is able to lactate pumps up his nipples so that they are hard enough to penetrate his partner's anus or vagina. Then he proceeds to milk his inflated, purple udders into the anus or vagina while the partner milks semen out of his penis.

Dan: bro, I can see your fat ass nipples poking through your shirt, do you have an infection or something?

Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 April 12, 2021

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Purple Peter Griffin

A rite of passage into manhood in which a drunk man takes off all his clothes, puts on purple body paint then runs out onto a street crossing while yelling about how the bird is the word.

Jim: "Hey did you see Jordan do that purple peter griffin last Thursday night?"
Justin: "What the fuck are you talking about?"

by STREETS OFGRACE February 3, 2023

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