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pulled a gohmert

verb phrase, sometimes used in present tense: 1. attempt to pass off thick-witted, far-right fringe lunacy as something to be taken seriously; usually done with a straight face and an air of outrage; can be delivered tongue in cheek, but more effective when performed by true believers.

2. action taken after inspiration from words and deeds of Louie Gohmert, Congressman from East Texas (2005-present)
He really pulled a gohmert when he proclaimed the dangers of communist members of the US Congress.

They pulled a gohmert with their letter accusing administration officials of membership in the Muslim Brotherhood.
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Pulled a Pete

When you do something incredibly stupid like wearing your shoes on the wrong feet the entire night then making a comment like "damn I hate these shoes they hurt"
Billy, you pulled the biggest Pete ever last night. Can't believe you got arrested!

Damn, I pulled a Pete and left my wallet at home.

Don't pull Pete's
by DJMALO August 4, 2013
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pull the pork

Brb, I'm gonna go pull the pork
by Errrggghhh September 14, 2013
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Pulling a "westmancoat"

The act of photobombing a group photo whilst simultaneously miming the act of cunnilingus !!
Aww man this photo is whack , some dude was "pulling a "westmancoat" on us !!
by Unusual suspect September 28, 2013
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pull a Coulson

Alternatively, 'pull a Phil Coulson' or 'pull an Agent Coulson'. Used to describe any instance where a fandom brings a favorite character back to life through the power of sheer denial. The term originated with the Avengers fandom, where the strength of the fandom's ubiquitous rejection of Agent Coulson's death was enough to resurrect him for the new show 'Agents of SHIELD'.
Fan 1: Hey, look! They're bringing (fan favorite but unfortunately deceased character) back!
Fan 2: Yeah, I guess the fandom denied their death so hard we pulled a Coulson!

or

Fan 1: Oh my god, I can't believe they killed off (fan favorite but recently deceased character)!
Fan 2: Don't worry - if we all ignore their death hard enough, maybe we can pull a Coulson and bring them back!
by cthulhu-with-a-fez October 21, 2013
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pulling a griffin

Acting like a bitch, pussy being scared for no apparent reason, i.e being soft and/or a coward

Derived from someone who is a coward
Example 1
Guy 1: Go over there and pluck his ass he stole from you didn't he

Guy 2: Naw I'm not a fighter, we can let the law enforcement handle this one

Guy 1: Dude your pulling a griffin
by Shasta Twist November 29, 2011
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Pulling an Omar

(Verb Phrase) to mess up badly in an extremely obvious way. To get caught doing something you shouldn't be doing very easily. Named after actor Omar Epps for making countless bad movies. Also named for another famous Omar who got caught stealing.
Person One: Damn I just got caught stealing from the cafeteria.

Person Two: Congratulations, you just got caught pulling an Omar.
by DatPrepKid December 17, 2011
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