bus driver

its the girlfriend that doesnt let her boyfriend out of her sight, makes his decisions, and has his balls in a jar above her desk, thus she's driving HIS bus

Man remember when dustin could come hang out whenever he wanted? his girlfriend is a real bus driver!

by shallowthoughtsby AB March 4, 2009

Short Bus One

Much like Air Force One, any vehicle that President Donald Trump boards officially become Short Bus One.

"This is agent five. The Orange Tard is aboard Short Bus One. We are on our way to McDonald's. Over."

by crjoker April 7, 2025

bu sami

a behemoth of lard accumulated over centuries of time from the vast nations across the world. Legend has it he is the one of the only beings to survive the ice age through the amount of fat stored in him that acted as a source of preservation. Do not venture of in the wilderness alone as he as been spotted to repeatedly force himself onto prey, thrusting hard before going for the groin with his canines. the Bu Sami is built similar to an orangutan except he is four times the size

Yo dawg that double supreme special has me feeling bu sami'd up in this bitch

by rte22 December 16, 2020

Bus minutes

Every one minute is 5.75 buss minutes

Wow it was 35 bus minutes to Reno

by Thebusminuteguy October 18, 2019

faggot bus

A vehicle often containing gay black men and twinks

i was drivin thru the town collecting niggas in my faggot bus

by paper650 June 11, 2023

Hijack the bus

Similar to “the bus driver”

A sexual act in which a penis haver sticks their left thumb into a vagina havers anus and participates in back shots, while holding a knife to the throat. *knife may be interchanged with other weapons such as: fire arms*

Ryan: “hey Amanda can I come over and hijack the bus?”

by Bud driver August 18, 2022

Emily bus

A bus driver named Emily who is driving you and all your friends in a minivan type car and take them around wherever (usually McDonald's and she pays for all the food)

Friend 1: I'm gonna be catching the Emily bus today
Friend 2: oh cool can I come with?
Friend 1: sure she will probably take us to McDonald's again so let's get a free meal.

by Grape dude and me January 2, 2024