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Date and Dash

Dating someone and dashing out of it after a month or two abruptly.
This guy date and dashed his girlfriend and went for another girl straight after. What a man whore!
by TaytheGreat February 9, 2022
mugGet the Date and Dashmug.

plague date

Dating during a pandemic that requires physical distancing and included virtual dating.
My plague date tonight is live on Zoom
by Jane Glass June 15, 2020
mugGet the plague datemug.

cadillac dating

When you are not exclusively dating only one person. When your dating around.
Sarah and Andrew seem to be cadillac dating because they haven't made it exclusive.
by Bahamababe302 October 10, 2017
mugGet the cadillac datingmug.

Gape date

The act of scheduling a date to engage in sexual intercourse via anal penetration with your spouse or mate.
Person 1: Wanna do anal tomorrow?

Person 2: Gape date?
Person 1: Im leaving you.
by Bjørn Kirkham April 4, 2022
mugGet the Gape datemug.

date-traitor

noun *offensive*

(*highly offensive*) a person who has been single for years (at least 2), and never dated anyone else

(*dated, vulgar slang*) a stupid or contemptuous person

**ORIGIN**

The use of this word is known today to be one of the most offensive words in the wizarding community behind mudblood. Its use has been used to offend “the lovesick” or those with disability (see retard). Since 2015, the Ministry of Magic marked this word as offensive, especially in schools and public offices. Its nature is meaning that a person who says this word with malicious intent will risk offending victims due to the tragedy occurred on October 19th, 2015.
Professor McGonagall: We will be learning how to transform animals into engagement rings.
(Professor continues speaking to class as one student, Draco Malfoy, turns to his classmate, Vincent Crabbe).
Draco Malfoy: guess why Kermit the Frog will never get a girlfriend?
Vincent Crabbe: Why?
Draco Malfoy: Because he is a fucking date-traitor.
(Malfoy scoffs in laughter, McGonagall turns.)
Professor McGonagall: What the hell did you just say? Malfoy? Fifty points will be taken from each of you in Slytherin. And on top of that, you will receive detention.
by DieselDorky16 November 7, 2018
mugGet the date-traitormug.

Are we dating?

When two, or more people are close in such a way that people question if they are a thing. The said couple/group will then ask each other if they are dating in a room full of people who propagated said rumor. leading to laughs all around.
by Naturally Mia January 30, 2018
mugGet the Are we dating?mug.

Date your fake sister day

December 5 is the day you should say your fake sister and if y’all like it then y’all should date fake sister or fake brother go for it ! I mean try summ new!!
It’s December 5 date your fake sister day”
by Lowkeykeen December 4, 2020
mugGet the Date your fake sister daymug.

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