Egyptian Mud Pies can only occurs every other leap year. It is the process of mixing a chocolate milkshake with a chinese rice patty. Once this is complete, the mixture is ingested through a bendy straw by an A-list celebrity(preferably Matt Damon). A snap shot must be taken of the celebrity drinking it and saved in a family photo album. Once the album contains at least 5 pictures, it is considered an Egyptian Mud Pie.
by Gloriatheasianliu1 November 14, 2011
by graffix420 April 10, 2009
The act of taking a big stinky shit on a girls vagina and proceeding to stick your penis into her shitty clam.
by AssGravy December 21, 2006
Laying down legs spread apart left leg to the left right leg to the right (in split position if possible) but with ass facing up then must take mud slide beer and poor down asshole
by Some random GIRL March 16, 2013
by Redneck for life May 14, 2019
Penetrating the anus of a girl with your penis or dildo (if a lesbian) really fast to create a warming sensation from the friction. Then pull out and slide the object of penetration up and down the ass crack of the girl. Every time you reach the top or the bottom of the ass crack make a loud BEEP noise.
my mom heard me Beeping last night and asked what i was doing. i said i was performing the pennsylvania mud plow for the first time. She said like father like son
by thatonebro March 12, 2011
during the act of a blowjob when you cum you pull out and push her head under your ass. you then proceed to shit on her head creating a mud pie on her head
by call of thousands November 06, 2007