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Adrian's law

Adrian's law is the theory that since visual recordings (photography, video, etc) were invented each generation of humans has seen approximately twice the amount of genitals than the previous generation.
"Bobby won't get off the internet dad! "

Probably because of Adrian's law.
by The science dad May 31, 2018
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Squire’s-law

Squire’s-law: The most likely cause of an unsolicited offer is its unintended invitation.
Squire’s-law example: Using a search engine for the worddefinition’, but mistyping and being contacted by a company called ‘deifinition’.
by Googledefs February 11, 2023
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Miner's Law

The Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson SCOTUS confirmation hearings mark the moment at which "Miner's Law" about child porn, becomes a part of the public conversation.

See the clip from Michael Knowles' podcast, What is a woman? Episode 970, at 18:40.

When browsing on the internet, it's trivial to download thousands and thousands of illegal images with the click of a finger. KHJ acknowledges this, showing that she understands Miner's Law :

"All internet content aspires to the condition of pornography; all pornography aspires to the condition of child pornography; therefore all internet content aspires to the condition of child pornography."

It's part of the essential dynamic of the internet to infantilize and make pedophiles of us all; KBJ understands this; the conservatives do not.
Everybody with a few images on their computer gave a sigh of relief at hearing Ketanji Brown Jackson articulate how EASY IT IS to accidentally collect inappropriate images -- totally by accident! -- while browsing the net. FINALLY, someone who understands "Miner's Law." There's not really any daylight between innocently sitting down at a computer . . . and sitting down at a computer to intentionally download Kiddy-Porn. The computer forces me to do it, basicly. Only a high-horse, pedophile-hating, moralistic goofus like Jim Jordan would hold that against me. Further mealy-mouthed self-serving, abjuring-of-agency language.
by Didaskalos March 24, 2022
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Jacob Law

The hottest guy on the planet, besides Hunter Lee Hayes, He has a massive Lollipop and is made for women attraction He is perfect.
"Jacob Law is soooo hot"-Molly Walker
by Jacob Law February 10, 2022
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Karamazov’s Law

The real state of an interpersonal relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
Rick: dude Annie keeps posting pics of her and Marc and shit on Facebook but I’m pretty sure she’s sleeping with his brother.

Will: Ah, classic Karamazov’s Law.
by Lord Bi den January 7, 2021
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Karamazov’s Law

The phenomenon in which the real state of a relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
Tim and Erica sure post a lot of pics of them smiling on vacation saying “so in love after all these years” so you know they actually hate each other. It’s karamazov’s law.
by iihemc January 7, 2021
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Orwell's Law

It takes only so long before those in privileged positions claim 1984-esque censorship for getting the treatment for being criticized and dealt with like everyone else has been subjected to beforehand.
Person 1: This guy got banned on Twitter and now screams that will all live now in an Orwellian Nightmare because his followers finally followed through with the hatred and violence he enabled and incited.
Person 2: This is Orwell's Law at work again.
by Tazman33991 January 19, 2021
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