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Girard's law

Coined by fat retard and known iFunny user "Girard", his law, which was written in purple crayon, states that anyone viewing this must subscribe to his account.
This guy. He has swag. "Girard"? Fuck, he makes me wet. I must subscribe. It is law. Girard's law. Lol
-Girard, wearing groucho marx glasses
by SexyGirl77 May 10, 2020
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Girlfriend-In-law

Your boyfriend's other girlfriend (or multiple girlfriends).
I just met the girl who is dating Nick, the same Nick that I am dating, she's my "Girlfriend-In-Law".
by Kitton Mittons May 31, 2020
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Karen’s law

When one inconvenience sets off a major meltdown
Did you see that Karen over there?
She went full on Karen’s law on that cashier
by FastestEqity July 3, 2020
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Miner's Law

The Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson SCOTUS confirmation hearings mark the moment at which "Miner's Law" about child porn, becomes a part of the public conversation.

See the clip from Michael Knowles' podcast, What is a woman? Episode 970, at 18:40.

When browsing on the internet, it's trivial to download thousands and thousands of illegal images with the click of a finger. KHJ acknowledges this, showing that she understands Miner's Law :

"All internet content aspires to the condition of pornography; all pornography aspires to the condition of child pornography; therefore all internet content aspires to the condition of child pornography."

It's part of the essential dynamic of the internet to infantilize and make pedophiles of us all; KBJ understands this; the conservatives do not.
Everybody with a few images on their computer gave a sigh of relief at hearing Ketanji Brown Jackson articulate how EASY IT IS to accidentally collect inappropriate images -- totally by accident! -- while browsing the net. FINALLY, someone who understands "Miner's Law." There's not really any daylight between innocently sitting down at a computer . . . and sitting down at a computer to intentionally download Kiddy-Porn. The computer forces me to do it, basicly. Only a high-horse, pedophile-hating, moralistic goofus like Jim Jordan would hold that against me. Further mealy-mouthed self-serving, abjuring-of-agency language.
by Didaskalos March 24, 2022
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Jacob Law

The hottest guy on the planet, besides Hunter Lee Hayes, He has a massive Lollipop and is made for women attraction He is perfect.
"Jacob Law is soooo hot"-Molly Walker
by Jacob Law February 10, 2022
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uncle-in-law

1- Pibling's husband.
2- Spouse's uncle.
My uncle-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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son-in-law

Child's husband.
My son-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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