know up

What you tell them you said instead of "blow up"

This whole room is rigged to blow up!
"BLOW UP!? I'm outta here!"
No, I said know up!

by MrBricks January 24, 2023

I know not

Another way of saying "That better not be true". Usually used as an exclamatory statement after hearing something displeasing.

Mayor: "Because of the hurricane, it is possible we will be without power for a few weeks."

Disgrunted Citizen: "I know not!"

by AnnieF83 September 1, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>I Did Not Know SHopping Carts MEant "'Shart'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Did Not Know SHopping Carts MEant "'Shart'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Did Not Know SHopping Carts MEant "'Shart'"<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

I KNOW NOTHING

I KNOW NOTHING

THIS IS WHEN YOU KNOW SOMETHING IS TRUE, BUT PEOPLE DON'T BELIEVE YOU THEN COME BACK AND TELL YOU , THAT YOU WERE RIGHT AND YOU REPLY "I KNOW NOTHING".

by #LadiBonnie#794969 December 13, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>Remy Lopez Knows Ganesha<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Remy Lopez Knows Ganesha<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Remy Lopez Knows Ganesha<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Bearded Know-It-All

A stereotypical social media commentator, usually with a beard, who likes to hear themselves speak as if they are an expert on a given subject, but their expertise might be questionable.

The bearded know-it-all gave me an unsolicited lesson on what he thought was the proper way to drink bourbon.

The bearded know-it-all mentioned on his podcast that birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs.

The bearded know-it-all argued that there is no difference between micro and macroeconomics.

by Rev Possum Jenkins July 16, 2025

ID Know

ID Know
(I Don't Know)

Fellow 1: "Why hello there, how is your day going?
Fellow 2: "Good, why?
Fellow 1: "ID Know?"
Fellow 2: *stabs Fellow 1 with flimsy knife made of butter*
Fellow 1: "ID Know you would do that! Ow..."

by S7S1359 June 29, 2022