Premature Text-Jaculation.

When you send a text message too quickly, without thinking or without finishing the message.

I think I need "Tiger Text". I sent a text too soon. I call it "Premature Text-Jaculation."

by demonscootergirl April 10, 2010

Text Tennis

The act of two people constantly texting each other despite being in close proximity. Usually to conceal a relationship. The irony being that it is blatantly obvious to everyone in the room what they are doing.

"I see the ugly guy and the slut are playing text tennis again".
"Yeah, pretty obvious eh?"

by emerson parker November 12, 2016

Text for your header

really fun, very good game

from youtube comment by Elias Bernstein on Danny Gonzalez' video Awful Game Ads On Instagram 3

yo bro, you gotta get that app, its a total text for your header

by ooõoooooooooo June 1, 2019

heckle text

The act of texting a harassing text to a sport advisary, or other competitive foe, while you are both watching the sporting event or other activity In separate places and harassing each other

I’m going to Heckle text you all though the Sunday football game

by Lisajcool November 30, 2018

textative

When you aren’t replying a lot via text.

You aren’t being very textative.

by Judiva January 10, 2019

Our World of Text

Our World of Text, often shortened as "OWOT" is an infinite grid of text editable by any visitor. The changes made by other people appear on your screen as they happen. Everyone starts in the same place, but you can scroll through the world using your mouse. Fictional googologists often flock to this site to post their "very amazing and insightful" content.

A: "Our World of Text is full of very smart people (joke)"
B: "You're right"
A: "Let's hop on *another world than mainpage*"
B: "Good idea"

by Hyperbeam User December 21, 2023

text of no return

The text that will change everything forever for worse. Do NOT send it!!!

Becky thought that Paul looked handsome in a pic in a group chat. She sent the text of no return declaring this despite his girl being in the chat and her being all bite and all bitch.

by von groovy July 19, 2024