Calm your horses

to Chill the f**** out

"OWWWWWWWWW! I accidentally sprayed alcohol on my booboo!"

"Calm your horses. You'll live."

by Miss Mablee October 29, 2020

African Horse Cock

A gigantic cock weighing over 22 pounds

wow that man has an African Horse Cock

by yeeterthefeeter October 13, 2020

One horse pony

Joe Biden mounting a reporter.

Max get down on all fours, you are My one horse pony.

by Grandy Q. December 23, 2020

One-horse pony

President-elect Joe Biden called Fox News correspondent Peter Doocy a "one-horse pony" after he asked a question about reporting over the federal investigation into his son Hunter Biden's laptop.

Yet another equine themed Biden gaffe. He probably meant "One-trick pony".

"Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one-horse pony,"-- Joe Biden 12/22/2020

by hitek vagabond December 23, 2020

horse slap

horse launcher

projectile fish

by the holy slug July 17, 2003

dumb horse riding

A sexual position, a man has sex with a woman (or a hairy man) from behind. He pulls her hairs with the right hand as a cowboy on his horse's bridle, and, with the left hand, alternates between strangulation and gagging on her mouth, preventing her from yelling.
Also known as simulated rape

-You gave me an amazing dumb horse riding the other night at tom's home!
-Definitely!

by cinzano January 20, 2009

Horse faced slut

A girl you who add's you on myspace. Then you look at her pictures and she has a fucked up grill and is wearing red lipstick looking like a transvestite and shit, she also has a fat cunt of a mole on her face

I was at a night club and a horse faced slut approached me and grinding against me when the new 50 track came on, it was gangsta rap and a horse faced slut, I ran home

by Thenamespete October 17, 2008