ginger

gingers. the bottom of the food chain, i suppose. where did they come from? nobody knows. except i, Master Ginger Orgy. You see, long ago, as the galaxies formed, a spectacle was seen, a small red flicker shooting off into the distance. Upon further inspection, it could be seen that this flicker began to evolve. Long, red strands of hair-like straw began to dance with space’s nonexistent winds. Over time, these strands isolated from each other, each taking on its own death mission to infiltrate humanity with ginger dickheads. A large clump of this hair was found in a solar system located 6900000000000000 light years away, scientists are looking into this further but are currently calling this Gingerus Orgyamus. Rest assured, a minuscule amount of hair travelled to our planet, Earth, where it germinated a small soul floating in endless terror. This soul was birthed by a forlorn mother who goes by the name Imogen Sheeran. This hair infected her through the womb, making her hair a reddish/strawberry blonde colour. The child that popped out her pussy was found to be containing the soul in which had been germinated. This man was… Ed Sheeran.

Ed Sheeran: I’m in love with the shape of you, i’m gonna make society ginger too.

by JustYourLocalDruggie June 2, 2022

Ginger Ale

Ginger Ale is a cheaper version of Sprite.

Man: hey pass me a sprite.
other man: ok, *passes ginger ale*
Man:hey!, this isn’t a sprite

by big nigger who just took a shi June 5, 2022

Windy Ginger

When having sex with a ginger in the butt and they fart.

Last night was a real disappointment. Like getting a surprise windy ginger.

by Bnlucy December 11, 2021

Ginger

The best most marvelous kitten to ever exist. The spicy of the earth.

Ginger: meow
Person1: omg so adorableee
Person2: dammmmm
Person3: Awwwwawa

by Spicy kitten December 17, 2021

Ginger beer

nice drink that make a your throat hurt a bit sometimes

1: It burns! Stop it! Ah! It burns!
2: Sorry about that, maybe this ginger beer can help put the fire out?
1: What fire? My throat hurts
2: That's because it got stabbed, I'm talking about the raging fire that is burning the apartment down
1: Oh.

by polygloid December 27, 2021

Ginger

The bigges red flag out there, their hair is literally red what else is a bigger red flag

That guy is ginger, thats a red flag

by Man-spider16 December 29, 2021

Ginger Whine

Used to describe somebody with links to the British royal family who does nothing but self publisise and moan while saying he wants a peaceful life.

I see old Dork & Whingy are in the papers again, he really is a ginger whine

by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching April 1, 2022