depression

Something non-existent

"Man I've been really down lately. I think I have depression"
"LOL just be happy"

by JUST BE HAPPY March 8, 2019

Post-Coital Depression

The traumatic realization that every girl you have had intercourse with is a nasty whore, and that every interaction leading up to and during the act was a waste of time and energy. Those who suffer from Post-Coital depression are usually attractive and presented with plenty of sexual opportunities.

Summer : Hey, what's wrong with Morty? I thought he was finally happy now that he's popular.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.

by pickled rick September 29, 2017

Post Revue Depression

A clinically recognised form of depression whereby medical students involved in the cast and crew of a med revue steep into a deep state of depression after the show's completion

Matt hasn't stopped crying all week, he must have some serious post revue depression aka PRD

by P2theAT August 22, 2014

Arcane depression

The phenomenon where someone falls into a pit of depression and dispair after finishing the Netlix series, Arcane.

The show was really good, but now i'm suffering from the Arcane depression.

by Pigeon Dealer April 15, 2024

Depression Freshmen

Those underclassmen in school who walk around the school like they own the place. They think they can “beat you in a fight” and “they are so much cooler than you.” They will try to ruin your day, so remember that you are better than those newbies at school. They are the filth at your school; at the bottom of the totem pole.

Eeew look at those kids! They think they own the place. They must be new kids. They’re a disgrace to this school. They’re depression freshmen!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 3, 2019

Depression

Depression is drowning in your own thoughts. It's like being colorblind in a world of colors. But you can't actually see the colors. You hate yourself because you think you look ugly and don't contribute to society. You can't meet your own standards because the bar keeps getting higher and higher before you can reach it. You drown in thoughts of an easy and carefree past. Nothing is enjoyable and you feel hopeless and numb.

I drink tea to fill the emotional void that is caused by depression.

by Emetophobia_Queen August 27, 2020

Depressed b*tch

Me. Everyday

Sometimes I have a God complex, but most of the time I feel like a depressed b*tch.

by spoiledpoop April 29, 2021