cunt jerky

an old lady's cunt lips that are all dried out and hard.

I was looking for some easy poontang at the old folks home but all i found was cunt jerky

by Benny the Pig November 2, 2010

cunt-box

This is a box of cunt.

Shake your cunt-box Fitz. Shake it like a polaroid cunt-box.

by Stevo Fitzimon January 22, 2009

duck cunt

because a female duck only has one hole for pissing, shitting, and laying eggs it is very dirty hole so a very filthy vagina would be a duck cunt

eeew it smells like duck cunt in here

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows August 27, 2014

Jap Cunt

A Japanese person who has demonstrated themselves to be either stupid, arrogant, or just a terrible person.

Jack: That Japanese guy is such an asshole!
John: Jap Cunt.

by Billybobjohnston October 21, 2017

cunt chuckler

When a man is going down on a woman and blows a raspberry in to her vagina, this is a cunt chuckler.

I did a massive cunt chuckler on my missus last night, she bitch slapped me so hard.

by Dave Garnar September 10, 2007

cunt-sandwich

verb. to force one out of the way, usually into a rail or a wall. The force of cunt-sandwiching is usually hard enough to throw the other person over the rail or into a wall. Some say it originates from women's roller-derby when one person knocks their opponent into or over the rail.

I was in a rush to get out of the grocery store so I cunt-sandwiched the old man into the candy racks on my way to the cash register.

by Ashats August 13, 2008

cunt slayer

By definition CUNT SLAYER means that you get mad pussy...and you get it like it aint no motha fuckin problem

Micheal is a Cunt Slayer
Flava Flav is indeed a Cunt Slayer
Matt Damon is a cunt slayer
Micheal Phelps is a Cunt Slayer

by jdizzle to the g hizzle October 9, 2008