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Vegan Cookies

Pathetic excuses for otherwise tasty treats. Why even bother?
Vegan cookies just don't make any sense.
by Thalia October 31, 2006
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Cookie Cutter Girl

A "cookie cutter girl" is like "basic white girl", except that it applies to all races and ethnicities (it is a broader term). A cookie cutter is your standard plain, ordinary girl: flat, straight hair (usually), Starbucks, iPhone, UGG boots, Instagram, constantly snapchatting, "messy hair don't care", "slay", "I woke up like this", chocos, Netflix, etc.

They follow whatever is "it" and "fashionable" at the moment, whether they like it or not. If they say they like reading, that usually means they have only read Nicholas Sparks books, Pretty Little Liars, and the Fault in Our Stars. They may or may not be slutty.

They are called cookie cutters because since they're all the same: they might as well have been cut by a cookie cutter.

Despite being plain and ordinary, they are usually the mist popular among their peers and highly sought after among boys.
Cookie Cutter Girl:
Teacher: We're missing three girls on roll. Anyone know where they are?
Justin: Heather, Harlie, and Courtney just checked out. I heard them say they're going to Starbucks and to get new phone cases.

Gwen: Ugh, such cookie cutters.
by Tazrider December 15, 2016
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fortune cookie wisdom

When somebody claims to be smart, but half of the shit they say is obvious and can be found in a fortune cookie.
Asshole - Work hard and you will be okay.
Normal Guy - No shit, thanks for the fortune cookie wisdom, asshat.
by ILikeDefiningThings August 26, 2018
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Cookies n' Cream

They are oreos
by DanT7 June 18, 2020
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Dark choco cookie

Dark choco cookie: hi

Me: AWOOGA
by creepyendy June 30, 2021
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

I studied really hard for the test, but failed. I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles.
by Laur0406 June 1, 2004
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Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies best known for Northern California's weed.
by xoxxooxo July 14, 2015
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